Gay blumpkins
What is a blumpkin and how do you undertake it?
Blumpkins. What are they? Do they really happen? Why would anyone love one?
If a ranking of Jacqueline Wilson’s incredibly bleak books didn’t do it for you, equip yourself for a harder hit of nostalgia.
This time around: a flashback to hearing all kinds of truly weird sexual slang from teenage boys at your school disco, bragging about sexual acts that never actually happened.
Think ‘supermanning’ and ‘two in the pink one in the stink’. Those bizarre sex terms that point to to things no one is actually doing, but every teenage boy knows about.
Today we’ll fixate on the blumpkin, because even a quick straw poll revealed that most adult women own no idea what on earth a blumpkin is.
What is a blumpkin?
A blumpkin refers to the delicate art of giving someone a blow job – which means sucking and licking their genitals – while they sit on the toilet and do a poo.
It’s a mysterious that people on the internet have deemed as ‘heaven’ and ‘the two most satisfying things in the world at the same time’.
There are rumours that if a male were to ejaculate and defecate at the same period, he would depart, meaning the blumpkin is not
Slang for double blumpkin
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BLUMPKIN!!!! has anyone done it
anon472060911
my partner said about this and i was wondering if anyone has done it and how they found
Subdom272
For those who don't know... according to The Urban Dictionary, Blumpkin is:
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
I certainly haven't and I can't imagine many people would!
Sarahgee3
😂😂 I have never heard of this Phrase in my life! Blumpkin! Jesus! No, I haven't done it. Lol x
Skitty4
I would speak I'm glad someone posted a definition, although perhaps 'glad' is a bit enthusiastic, haha. But thanks for the informative post, Subdom. Saved me having to brave urban dictionary myself ;)
But in response, no, contain never done it and personally can't see the appeal at all.
Subdom275
My pleasure, Skitty. It was a novel one for me too! I assume it might appeal to people who are into scat porn, or ultimate degredation? I'm not sure, but I think my wife would rather divorce me than blumpkin me 😁
Lovebirds_x6
Ah...no. This is something firmly on my no no list.
What happens when you strain and a lil pee comes out?? lol!
As with many things I'm sure i
Are Sex Acts Like the ‘Dirty Sanchez’ and ‘Blumpkin’ Real?
If you’re Extremely Online, you’re well aware of Urban Dictionary, a crowd-sourced site founded in 1999 where anyone can characterize popular and not-so-popular slang, including really outrageous sex acts. As amusing as a some of these sex acts might be, though, you have to wonder if anyone actually does them. Are men, for example, really circle-jerking around a biscuit and forcing the last person to ejaculate to dish the cum-soaked pastry (the iconic limp biscuit)? I hope not, but the idea of it is almost enough to build me lose my affectionate of both semen and biscuits — two fantastic tastes that I fantasize don’t taste great together.
But before sex acts got super wacky on Urban Dictionary, there was what we might refer to as the original canon. These OG legendary sex acts — like the Dirty Sanchez, the Blumpkin and the Cleveland Steamer — were out there, but they were also within the realm of possibility. You already jerk off guys from behind and eat ass, why not combine them into one act and scratch something off your sexual bucket list?
Maybe I’m naive, but I watch over to buy a lot of these wilder sex acts. People have very specific fant