Do gay guys like boobs
I received a exchange the other morning from this awesome young man, Ryan. It reminded me of my control story about coming out as a gay man. But this wasn't about coming out. This was about his fight, his fight, his embarrassment, and now his pure joy in regard to something else. Something emotional, cosmetic, physical, and painful. Read his account below.
To Whom This May Concern,
This is a piece I wrote on going through life having man boobs. It's something that many men go through and I was hoping in some way I could reach at least one person out there that has been through the same hardship to let them perceive they aren't alone. If you could please take the time to peruse my story, I'd greatly appreciate it.
The past few days I have contemplated writing this blog because this is information that I have shared with very few people and never planned on letting friends, let alone strangers know. It is something that has haunted me since about 5th grade and has been one of my most protected secrets of my life.
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I have man boobs.
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This is my first time ever writing that sentence and even now rereading it horrifies me
Things Gay Men Like #3: Women’s Breasts
Welcome to another week of Things Gay Men Appreciate. Ahh, another week in, another thing gay. This week’s topic isn’t so much gay as it is curious. Gay men like:
Not sexually, of course, but it seems as though most gay men detect boobs to be simply fantastic. There’s an almost child-like innocence in how gay men regard women’s breasts. They’re jiggly, bouncy, squishy, and generally playfulness to play with. If one will let you, they also make a great pillow, especially if the girl in question is well endowed. But aside from making a good pillow, gay men don’t care about breast size because even the small ones are delightfully squeezy.
You see, to same-sex attracted men breasts are like playing with one of stretchy stress-balloon things. I mean… they’re just so round and bouncy! They’re mesmerizing when a gal accents them in the right dress, too.
Moreover, gay men love any slang or euphemism for breasts. There’s the always classy “boobs”, then cans, twins, airbags, balloons, bazoombas, funbags, jugs, tatas… the list goes on forever. Queer men like boobs. It’s an odd phenomenon.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that everybody, given the chance, would favor to touch Scarlett Johansson‘s boob. Unfortunately, so few of us are ever given that chance, because touching somebody’s private parts requires consent and probably some level of intimacy or at least friendship. But that didn’t stop lgbtq+ fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi from copping the touch heard ’round the society at the 2010 Oscars. Responding to the incident in Gawker, Maureen O’Connor declared:
Gay guys…You may not think of my body parts sexually, but I do, and as lengthy as they are attached to my body, nobody touches them but me, my doctor, and direct guys I want to fuck. Even if you work in the fashion industry and are giving me advice about the bias cut of my dress, you may not touch my butt, stroke my thigh, or pinch the fat on my hip… gay or direct, if you grab a lady’s boob without permission—or an underage girl’s butt on the dance floor—you’re a perv.
Despite a passionate and sexual disinterest in the female body, queer men are and own always been the most outspoken celebrants and deriders of said bodies — dominating
In fact, many other self-identified heterosexual women enjoy looking at other women’s bodies. I once heard a woman refer to herself jokingly as a “boob-isexual.” She has always been attracted romantically, emotionally and sexually to men. She finds breasts arousing and attractive but has never wanted to be in a sexual or romantic relationship with a woman.
Most sexologists and psychologists consent that few people are exclusively heterosexual or homosexual. Most people, they say, fall somewhere on a continuum between gay and straight, and most people’s “sexual orientation” is fluid (changeable) over a lifetime. We humans are marvelously complex, and simple labels like “straight” and “gay” don’t account for our infinite diversity.
Alfred Kinsey is one scientist whose research suggested that people carry out not typically fall into the neat and easy categories of “heterosexual” and “homosexual.” He developed a scale from 0 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual) with which to describe one’s sexual orientation. You can peruse more about the “Kinsey Scale” online.
Similarly, many people don’t consider of attraction as a uncomplicated “either/or”: “I am either attracted to someone or