Gay pirate playe
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not realize how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This existence a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Male lover Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay snatch painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That steal is a flaming gay. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That copy illegally is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on t
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Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Additional Tags: Head Auror Harry Potter, Ministry Worker Draco Malfoy, Dom/sub Undertones, Porn With Plot, Rimming, Harry Potter’s motorcycle, BAMF Harry Potter, Snarky Draco Malfoy, Forceful Harry, Humor
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Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.
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“Did you think of me?” Potter asked.
Draco arched a brow, and the sick feeling grew. “I beg your pardon?”
Potter crossed his ankles, then his arms over his chest. “Did you deliberate of me?” he repeated.
“Why on earth would I do a thing like that?”
Potter shrugged. “I thought of you.”
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